Muahahahaha. I'm despicable. Lolx. Counting down till my birthday to make sure everyone, who reads, it remembers it! *bleah* I'm just soooooooo despicable. But what can I do? *helpless shrug* Haha.
Just finished talking to Eddie on the phone while he was doing night duty. Haha. Hope he won't get F-ed by his superiors.
Should I call dear later if he's sleeping? Maybe not lah.. Since I don't wanna disturb his 'handsome' [Note: opposite of beauty] sleep. Wahaha. Ok I'm lame. =P But do I care whatcha think at this momet? ....................
NAH!
BOO!
That was in rememberance of Francis who always do that to me when he talks to me in IRC or MSN.
Speaking of IRC, it has been a long time since I have last gone into IRC. Hmmm.. I guess it's the fact that there are so many desprate army guys out there wanting to get laid or even find a gf so that he can fuck her. Well if they so wanna get fucked, they can like pay $50 and head down to Geylang lor.
Sickos! Perverts! Brainless git! Mindless worms! Wooo... My list of curses is getting longer! *beams proudly* I still have hope! Yikes~
IRC is a bad bad place to go to for chatting sessions. Just like Friendster will be when the people are there for the wrong reasons. The correct reason [to me] in joining Friendster is to find long lost friends and if it so happens you manage to 'click' well with someone, whom you have never met before, on a friends level then good for you two! *applause*
But then again, there are some despo people in Friendster too. When they see a nice picture, they quickly send you a message you asking you to add them, handing you their hp numbers, asking whether they can be your friend, blah blah blah... You just know the rest lah.
I'm not saying this out of spite or hatred for this sort of people but it's coz I've got experienced it before! I posted this really really lovely picture [after it was edited by Photoimpact & whatever picture editing program] as my primary photo. Lo and behold, the next thing I knew when I login into Friendster again was that I had 3 new messages from people that I dunno and don't wish to know [apart from Mayo, which btw is a cool guy to chat with!!]. The number just kept jumping until a point when I couldn't tahan so I just changed my photo to a really ugly one which wasn't edited.
Problem solved! *pats own back* No more weird & despo guys messaging me just for the sake of getting my hp no. =)
I think I posted something similar to what I had just wrote. Oh well... *shrugs* Who cares? It's in the past and I suddenly felt like posting something like this.
Dunno what to do now. Suddenly the feeling of being unemployed is making me feel useless. Oh wait! I AMUSELESS! Drats! *chuckles* No money to supplement my income & strike off more stuffs from my wish list. *sigh* *MAJOR HINT*
I NEED A JOB!! Someone please please intro some to me before I die of boredom soon! If possible try to make the job related to my diploma. Thank you so very much! *hugzz*
Oh yah.. I noticed something weird too. Ya 'again' if you are thinking of that word. I noticed losta Life Science students from TP are working in Starhub. Yiting, Suqin, Christine, Julie, Francine, Firdaus... Starhub has been like 'poaching' all my LIfe Science friends sia!! Haha. It's just a joke so Starhub please don't sue me. *pleading look* [ala Puss in Boots from Shrek 2]
One last note before I end my post. I need to exercise!!! Have been getting fatter & fatter.
To PR [if you are reading this]: Next time going swimming please please call me too!! I also need to exercise in order not to get any fatter than I already am! Don't wanna gain weight but just wanna lose some so that I at least look healthy & normal.
Wahahahahahaha. That was corny~ =P
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Saw both Firdaus' & Brian's post and decided to give myself a hug counter too!! Check it out at the side --->
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Thursday, July 29, 2004
5 MORE DAYS TO THE BIG DAY!!!
*grinning* Haha. I'm so gonna countdown for everyone. This way those who are reading my blog can't forget that I'm gonna be 20 soon!! aRghhh.. I'm no longer a TEENager!! Darn!
I'm feel so damn old now. *sigh*
I forgotten to mention in yesterday's post that my Dearie bought me 2 pairs of earrings!! Shall take pictures of them then post them in my blog later. Hehe.
Went for an interview at the Starhub headquarters earlier this afternoon. I blew the whole thing myself. *chuckles* Me and my bloody BIG mouth! =X Shouldn't have told them about the further studies thing if it's not confirmed. Opps..
Anyway luckily the agent was super nice, she asked to go for another job interview tmr morning. It will be at Paya Lebar but the interview is held in the morning!! *groans* 1030AM some more!! Die lah.. Dunno whether I can wake up on time anot.
Hmmm... Maybe I shall ask Dearie to give me a morning call? Heehee. Just asked him liaoz. I think he'll most probably agree to do it. Yeah!! He agreed! Thanks! *muacks* Love ya!
Gonna catch The O.C. on tv now. Ciao~
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Wednesday, July 28, 2004
I'm back into blogging mode!! But before I start my post, let me just add a tiny reminder.
6 MORE DAYS TO THE BIG DAY!!!
Heehee. I just had to do that. *grins* Must make it huge and that EVERYONE can see it & remember it. =P
Dear took MC coz he was sick and we then spent time together~!! Woohoo! So happy. *bubbly* We ate lunch at my house where I cooked a batch of really sucky *pukes* noodles. I think I overcooked the noodles liaoz. Moreover I also added more water as I was frying it. It totally didn't occur to me that they were noodles & that noodles soak up water like sponges. *sigh* But it tasted better with chilli sauce though.
We then went down to BK at Eastpoint. Yes yes I know it's BK again. Like I said, it's our favourite fast food outlet. We just sat there for hours talking and chatting. Chatting about past relationships & loves.
Haha.. Didn't know my dear liked so many gals before. *sigh* And soooooo many girls liked him before!! Yikes!! *worried look* He's MINE now ok!
After chatting, we ate dinner at?? You've guessed it. BK! Haha. I'm still not sick of BK though. hMmm.. I guess it's because of the company. *smilez*
We then went to TM to hang out & do some retail therapy. Didn't buy anything though. But my sandals is at the TM branch of Charles & Keith. Heehee.. So can go there next week with Cassius to buy it liaoz.. *happy*
Today went to collect my voucher for a free session of hair-removal [?!] worth $280!! Wahahaha. I never did forsee that I would actually win this when I joined the contest. It was all just for fun. Lolx.
After collecting, I went to meet Dear and we went to Raffles Place's BK to hang out. BK again! Bought the Whopper meal & Hershey's Sundae Pie!! *yUmmy* *drools*
*keyboard wet liaoz*
Keke. Went home for a late dinner & now am comtemplating whether to eat the last chicken cup noodles, that I had brought home, before my stupid bro eats finish all my cup noodles. *gRrr* I specially brought it back so I can eat it lor.. But apparently before I even eat a cup, 3 already were gone!
Darn!
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Tuesday, July 27, 2004
Ah Pek and Ah Ma were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.
She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later, she said, "Then, you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later, she said, "Then, you used to bite my neck."
Angrily, he threw back the bed covers, got out of bed and walk away.
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"To get my teeth lah!"
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Monday, July 26, 2004
I haven't been blogging!! DAMN! I'll start complaining again. It's the same bloody reason. DARN!
My life is actually not so bad without internet connection. Hmmm... So why in hell am I complaining about? ArgHhh... I just love to complain can? Wahahaha
Ok I'm up to the point of insanity liaoz... Someone please slap me!
*slaps ownself*
Ok I'm more awake now. Dad took away the internet connection again hence I've been MIA-ing from the net for so long. Have been pretty busy over the week, working at Bugis' Heritage Fest & going out with my dearie.
Really pissed off with the way the festive manager handles things. Feel like bitching about it now but seeing the time, I think I'll save that for another day coz I have only until 2300 before I've gotta log off. *sigh* Bloody fucking curfew!!! Damnation!
Damn I curse & swear just too much. =X
Went to watch I,Robot just now at PS with dearie. It was so sweet of him to take time off just so he could spend time with me & watch movie with me. Awwwww... *appreciative sigh* I love him!!! =D *grins*
I'm gonna blog for him later coz there's a problem with him com. Hmmm... Oh yah... About the movie, it was not bad. Really comical seeing that Will Smith is the lead, there'll surely be some comical parts involved. Haha. It was rather touching but not to the point of cry though.
Just painted my finger nails!! Yeah!! It's pink now! I seem to be in a pink craze all of a sudden. *ponders* Hmm... Must be influenced by my jie. Teehee.
Can't wait for next Tuesday to come!! *MAJOR HINT* *broad smile*
ONLY 8 MORE DAYS!!!
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Friday, July 23, 2004
To end my posts of today off, I'll put in the current song that's been playing over & over in my mind. =)
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The Reason - Hoobastank
I'm not a perfect person
As many things I wish I didn't do
But I continue learning
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you
I'm sorry that I hurt you
It's something I must live with everyday
And all the pain I put you through
I wish that I could take it all away
And be the one who catches all your tears
That's why I need you to hear
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is You [x4]
I'm not a perfect person
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you
I've found a reason to show
A side of me you didn't know
A reason for all that I do
And the reason is you
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Girl Talk
Did you know kissing is healthy?
Bananas are good for period pain?
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers?!
Lying is actually unhealthy!
Only apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed!
89% of guys want you to make the first move.
Chocolates will make you feel better!
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide hickeys! Not that you have any =P
Boys aren't worth your tears!
We all love surprises!!
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Thursday, July 22, 2004
Decided to blog early in the morning before I go & bathe. Will be meeting my dearie for lunch later at PCC. Gonna bring my lunch there where he will heat it up for me. =) He's so darn nice to me! *grins*
He's been printing & photocopying stuffs for me too!! For my job application. Love ya dearie!
I need to send a photo of myself together with the application form, resumé & supporting documents!! arGhhh... How?? I just hate sending pictures of myself to people whom I dunno.
Damn! I'm like stuck! I have no clue what to write. *eyes popping out* Yikes!
It's just 4 more days before I'm considered a slacker again. Then I'll be bloody free to sleep, eat, watch tv, surf net, blog, listen to music & cook all day. *sigh* I HATE BEING UNEMPLOYED!!
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Wednesday, July 21, 2004
It's been a long time since I last blogged huh? It's been like what? 2 days!! Die lah... Keke. As if you guys are 'dying' to read my boring life. *yawnz*
I've gotta admit though that my life is pretty darn boring! DAMN! Any suggestions on how to make it more interesting, thrilling, mysterious & lively? I'm open to any suggestions that are LEGAL!
Yesterday didn't get Monday blues but I got bored! Luckily I brought my book along to accompany me during the boring timeslots. Ate lunch with darling yesterday. Guess where we ate? BK again! Haha... BK is like our favourite fast food outlet. Everytime we wanna decide to eat something after, for example camps, it would be BK coz it's the nearest to Pasir Ris Costa Sands. Hmmm... BK should like have a Seal Sports membership for us, instructors!
On man! I'm starting to crap ALOT! Darn. *chuckles*
Had training at Pasir Ris Costa Sands. Had to wake up damn early but luckily I managed to wake up on time. I wasn't the earliest but neither was I the latest. *winks* Had to sign some form to show that I was there but I had to leave after rafting construction coz gotta work mah.
It was fun being like a camper. Saying all those stuffs that campers usually tell us, instructors, when they just don't want to try out any of the activities. Haha. Oh yah... I flew again. *grim smile*
Today was also rather boring coz there wasn't much programmes showcased. The Indian flute song was damn long & sleep-inducing. When I just arrived at the stage, they were only playing the first song which apparently lasted for A GODDAMN HALF AN HOUR!!! I was sitting near the sound area practically yawning my time away.
And there's more to come. The guy practically had the nerve to play another song! *eyes popping out* Oh man! We were like so delighted that he was finally done but when we found out that he was gonna play another piece, our hearts practically sank. I don't intend to be mean but it's good that he's passionate about his flute-playing skills & music but he didn't have to go to the extent of playing such a long piece. *groans*
Met up with darling after my work then we went for walkie. We walked towards Suntec to see the other Heritage Festival. It was so much more happening over there lor. I also saw Wilson & Vincent but since I was on the second level, it would be rude of me to just shout out their names from above while a performance is going on.
We then went to Carrefore to buy 'dinner' which consists of 4 different doughnuts & sushi!! OMG!! I so totally miss sushi & especially sashimi!! *drools all over keyboard* agfkasdfh
*attempts to wipe up saliva*
Jie when is CY gonna treat u?? Die die must also call me along ok? Like that I can finally eat the sashimi!! Then I can use ur student card to get student discount while CY can pay the FULL price for you!! Haha. I'm so mean! Darn! Someone please stop me from being such a meanie!!! *attempts to pull hair out*
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Sunday, July 18, 2004
Just came back from work not too long ago. I can't believe that I woke up at 6AM today!! SheezZz... Feeling kinda tired at the moment but satisfied nonetheless. *giggles* *winks*
Shaln't say anymore coz it's kinda hush hush. Shhh... Wahahaha. I'm so mean to leave you guys hanging like that! *crackles with evil laughter*
Anyway I spent the morning with my dear watching tv and just enjoying each others' company. *wink wink to dear* He had to get lunch for his family so I'm left alone to eat by myself. *sob sob* So saderation right? Ah well... Doesn't matter anyway.
Started work earlier coz I felt guilty about yesterday. The poor guy had to work an extra 1 1/2 hour coz I was so blur. *weak smile* Can't be helped mah! It was the first day of work lor. Today's programme was rather lax so I could sneak a break or two. It started raining abit but luckily it stopped in awhile.
Somehow or other the stage got dirty with dried grass?! *confused look* There isn't any sign of grass between Macs & Starbucks lor. I also dunno how those grasses got up onto the stage. Damn! I had to be the one to sweep them off. #$%^&
So there was me borrowing the broom from Starbucks. Let me describe the size of the broom. It was DAMN BLOODY SMALL!!! Grrr... Really tiny lor. You know those small small type where people keep in their cars so that they can sweep their carpets? Yupz. It's THAT small. Left with no choice since I had already borrowed it, I went ahead to sweep the huge stage ALL BY MYSELF.
I was sweating like a pig after sweeping only 1 small part of the stage. *sigh* Btw the Swim Shadys' guys were damn macho & good-looking!!! *drools* As I swept, I sweat! Hey it sorta rhymes!! *bleah*
Finally managed to clean the stage until it was rather acceptable and went inside Bugis to cool myself down. It was ALOT of dried grass despite there being NO GRASS around! I'm repeating myself again. Oh man.
Got myself a drink so that I can offically sit at Starbucks table and met up with Jie in her mini skirt. Haha. My first time seeing her in a mini skirt. She looked pretty nice in it some more. Anyway I was browsing thru Perlini's Silver's collection and 2 pendants/charms caught my eye. *HINT HINT* It's the one with the letter 'S' and another one which is a heart one. I'm dropping a MAJOR HINT so please please do take it! *grinz*
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Saturday, July 17, 2004
I'm such a dudder-head! ArgHhh. *bangs head on wall* I can't believe that I did the same stupid thing again!! I pressed the back button without a second thought and EVERYTHING that I have written is ERASED!! GONE!! POOF!!
DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB!
I shall attempt to recall what I had blogged about earlier on. It's about my 2 camps, NVSS & CVSS. This is gonna be a rather long post so bear with me ya? Well if you can't then *shrugs* the 'X' is always welcomed or how about the other links?
Let's get started shall we?
To my NVSS Grp 14 campers: You guys were the best! Always cheering along with us instructors & also a 'BIG thank you' to all NVSS students for teaching us the 'A A A A Ahhhh' cheer! Haha. We have since implemented it into our Seal Sports Cheer. Lolx.
I hoped that you guys enjoyed your raft construction, campfire, outdoor cooking, rock climbling as well as abseiling as much as I did. Your outdoor cooking was the best by far since it was like Seoul Garden style. Each mass tin was cooking 1 item, which made the cooking so much faster.
Your campfire performance was also rather good despite the fact that you guys didn't have much time to rehearse and prepare for it. But nonetheless, I still think you all did quite ok even though the other instructors couldn't figure out what the heck all of you were doing coz it was behind the campfire and I think that was blocking their view. *chuckles*
Thanks for also making me fly! Haha. They gave me the nickname 'Xian Nu' [ = fairy/faerie], which coincides with my usual nickname that I use in IRC. Why they call me that you ask? Let me explain.
It happened during their rock climbling. I was be-laying them when some of the guys left go of the wall due to inproper gripping. When they are hanging, their body weight increased by 2 times and thus I was left hanging or should I say 'flying' in mid-air. Haha. Since I was so bloody light.
I flew a total record of 3 times! I think it's more than any other instructor except the height wasn't as high as Trixie's one though. Trixie is another instructor btw. She was at the CRC when it happened. The guy was superly big-sized and apparently he lost balance and Trixie flew. She went up until almost touching the wire line whereby the campers should walk across. [o.0] Now that's what I call a record! I was stunned when I saw her dangling up there.
It was kinda sad when some of my campers had to leave a day earlier to attend their CCA activities. That left me with only a miserable 11 campers in my group. =P
To my CVSS Grp 17/3A campers: Do not ever give up on yourselves ok? Always believe that you can do anything. When you have that thinking, you can succeed in anything. I really think that you guys gave a wonderful performance during campfire. The best out of all the rest! [To me]
As I observe from raft construction & the game, entanglement, you guys are creative, talented, intelligent and hardworking. Just don't let what others say get you down. I really had high hopes for all of you before campfire started, to cheer & shout along with the other instructors and me. But then again... You all know what happened lah...
I hope that everyone had brought back wonderful memories about the camp. I know I did. *sigh* Really miss my campers now. But I'm not sure whether I can still continue doing future camps. My mum doesn't wish me to continue just coz I lost my voice! WTF right? It's just plain crap lor!
Oh yah... Before I end the camp issue. Everytime I got frustrated, inpatient, angry or felt like strangling the students, I would take deep breaths to calm myself down and look around. Guess who I will always see? After seeing him, every emotion that I have felt just seep away, leaving me feeling calm and cool. See how much effect power you have over me dear!! *hugzz* *smilez*
Anyway can you believe that there are 67 other girls with the same name as me!? WTF!!! Some more with the 'E' inside. Shit sia. And here I was thinking my name is really that special. *sigh* *sob sob* Well at least I can live with the fact that thru out my pri & sec sch life, I was the ONLY one named 'Stacey' in sch. *grins*
Today went to Borders to buy my storybook. It's been a long time since I last bought a storybook. Hiazz... Really miss my time browsing thru the romance, mystery, literature, cooking & home deco sections. Even though I couldn't get the book that I actually wanted I still got another book by my favourite author, Judith McNaught! I think I shall buy her other books some other time.
After buying my book, we headed down to Magic Wok to have dinner. I had my usual beef horfun. We then went window shopping. I really went window shopping ok! Didn't buy anything coz there wasn't anything nice to buy anyway. I'm trying to save money for my driving! Oh yah... I would like to congratulate JASON ANG for FINALLY passing his driving after 3 attempts! *evil laugh* I'm mean! =P
We then walked down to PS for our last stop, which is BK. Note: Please please DO NOT eat the banana split from BK coz it's terrible!! Just stick to the usual Hershey's Chocolate Pie. Ate my dessert there and am very very full now.
After our dessert, as we were walking towards the MRT station, we saw our CVSS campers!! Haha. So cool! This will be the 2nd time I saw any campers outside of camps. I hope there will be many more to come! *grinz*
This is a bloody long post but it still cannot beat the old old bitchy post about AMI & sorts. I can't be bothered to re-type everything so just click on the archive part to read them yourself ok? Will be starting work at the Singapore Heritage Festival at Bugis from tomorrow onwards. Feel free to come down to 'visit' me ya? *grinz*
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Thursday, July 15, 2004
I'm back from the series of camps! Basically I just came back from North Vista Sec & Compassvale Sec camps!
I've gone tanner!! Yeah!! And now I've got this super sexy, husky voice. Woohoo. *chuckles*
Took some photos from both camps & during my Sentosa Chillin' Out but currently am waiting for someone to send them to me. Darn!
My dad even said my face looked thinner. Hmmm... I guess it was due to the food at Bahtera. *shrugs* Barely ate anything there coz the food was a WHOLE lot worse then Bibik's at Costa Sands.
I shall now solemly apologise to Bibik's everytime I walk past there. "I'm so very very sorry for critizing your food Bibik. I have just come to realize that there's someone out there who cooks worse then you. So please accept my most humble & sincere apologies."
North Vista camp was the best so far. Was kinda disappointed in my Campassvale campers. I really had high hopes for them to cheer along with the other instructors & me. But not to forget to thank them for giving the best performance during the camp fire. I really really liked it and thought they were great.
Suddenly feel so tired of everything. Camps, studies, work, my mum... Hiazz... Wish it would just all go away.....................
Shall blog more about the camps when I have the time & internet access.
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Sunday, July 11, 2004
Hmmm... My birthday is on the 3rd day of the month. Let's see what it says...
My Life Although you are innocent and romantic but your facial expression often mislead others that you are an active, fun-loving kid. Because of your double personality, it's hard for others to really know the real you. You are careful and patient.
Your Love Your love is the greatest which often surprises others. No one can bring you to light when you are in love. Your confidence might lead you to the track your parents disagree.
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Hmmm... Sound rather true. Ahhhh. How?
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Saturday, July 10, 2004
I'M BACK!!! I'M BACK!!! I'M BACK!!!
Finally I can use the internet. Yet again my dad has decided to cut off my internet supply at home so that my bro cannot use the com to play his games and neglect his studies.
Tsk tsk tsk! Actually I doubt it's useful coz my bro still can play other com games that doesn't require him to play it online.
*sigh* Well what to do. *shrugs* Looking at my blog, I'm sooooooo happy!! That's coz so many people ACTUALLY posted messages on my tagboard!
Woohooo!!! *grins* I'm actually missed!! Yay!
Anyway just came back from camp. Yep. North Vista Sec Sch. My groups wasn't so bad. I was kinda afraid I couldn't handle them ya know. With them being...well...15 and all. That's like the rebelious age. But thankfully none of them were like that.
But the gals were kinda quiet in the beginning but soon enough, they began to warm up and started mixing around. Doing cheers, the activities & talking to each other. The guys were kinda playful & cheeky though.
I kinda miss talking to them though. Oh yah... Now I can be seriously known as The Faerie/Fairy. Haha... You know why? Let me explain.
I was doing be-laying [hope I spelt correctly], for rock climbing, for my students when the guy lost balance & I FLEW!!! Literally! I mean it.
*dieow* Not only once lor... But THRICE!! Really suay sia. [-.-0]
I wonder what's wrong with my blinkies. *ponders* Suddenly cannot see most of them!! ArgHhhh... I shouldn't have such a problem since I have already changed server. The current server should be damn good lor...
Better head to bed soon. Tomorrow have to wake up early to send my daddy off. *sniff sniff* He's going away on a business trip. I won't get to see him until I come back from my next camp, which is for Compassvale Sec Sch.
Wish me luck for my next group. *winks* Hopefully they're superly ONZ type then maybe I can super pia them for 'Best Group'!
Nitez all~ [^.^]
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Friday, July 02, 2004
I'm in a sunny mood now!! Can't wait for tomorrow's Sentosa outing!! A whole day dedicated to tanning, FUN, swimming and more FUN!!
Haha... Super excited about the 'Instructors' Chilling Out' that will be happening TOMORROW!!~~ *grins*
Have spent the ENTIRE morning preparing food for tomorrow's 'Chilling Out'. What I prepared? It's a secret! Shhh... =X
Have already packed my bag but I can't fit in the presents for gift exchange!! How?? Hiyah... Just hack care lah... Keke...
Talking to my darling boy now... *blush* Keke... *winks*
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I'm feeling a 'lil bitchy now so I'll just bitch about my printer.
MY BLOODY PRINTER CAN'T PRINT ANYTHING!!!
And you know why?? Coz there's no colour ink in the cartridge box anymore but there's losta of black ink in the other cartridge box.
I tried 3 BLOODY FUCKING TIMES but everytime I get the stupid message telling me that the colour cartridge is empty.
Ya ya I know that it's empty but I'm printing in BLACK AND WHITE so why the hell would I need the colours for right??
So I called my daddy asking him what's wrong with the damn printer. [Note: I didn't use the word 'damn' while talking to my daddy lah.] He told me he also dunno and asked me to call the support services at Epson and ask the person what's wrong with the printer.
Ok so I went to call the person & this guy answered. I explained to him my problem and you know what he told me?!
He said that certain Epson's printer models works this way; when 1 of the cartridges is empty, be it black or coloured, the printer would not be able to function. When I heard it, I was like WTF?!
Why the hell would the manufacturers want to make a printer that won't work when 1 of the cartridges is out of ink?!
Hillary Clinton died and went to Heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the pearly gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked him, "What are all those clocks for?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Everytime you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Hillary, "Who's clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."
"And who's clock is that?", asked Hillary.
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked. St. Peter replied, "Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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Some interesting facts of life that I've just read from somewhere...
Are there more women or men on earth?
More than 6.2 billion humans inhabit our planet and most of them are male, though the guys don't outnumber the gals by much. Worldwide, there are slightly more than 101 males for every 100 females, numbering about 40 million more in all.
The sex ratio is not distributed equally, however, varying considerably by age and region. In the world as a whole, male numerical dominance drops with age, so that females start to outnumber their male counterparts by the early 50s.
What is hotter, a white, blue or red flame?
If the element on your stove had no limit, it would theoretically pass from the original black (emitting no heat) to red (925°C), orange, yellow and then to white (1200°C) and finally bluish white (2000°C).
The hotter the temperature, the more the colours shift from red to yellow to white to blue.
Blue is so hot it is at the very edge of the visible spectrum. Beyond blue are ultraviolet rays, which can cause burns and even skin cancer.
How and why did the stork come to be associated with the delivery of babies?
As far back as the 3rd century, the Roman writer Aelian wrote that storks didn't die, but rather crossed the ocean to take on human form. Ancient Muslim lore also imparted human qualities to storks, which were thought to make their own annual pilgrimage to Mecca.
Northern Europeans come closest to the notion that storks deliver human babies, an image popularised in the mid-nineteenth-century stories of Hans Christian Anderson. In his story The Storks, unborn children lie dreaming beside a pond in Egypt, waiting for storks to come and deliver them to their families. People who mistreat animals receive dead infants, while stork-friendly families receive living offspring.
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